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it's three thirty in the morning and i've got a page and a half left to write on my ridonkulus essay due this week, but introducing my potential kid and shamelessly shaking my ass on the side of the road for story lines sounds infinitely better than the former. this is apple. apple genevieve blossom krume-kake. when her parents named her they added another notch on to the list of signs of the oncoming apocalypse, she knows. speaking of her parents, they're the fantastically gay duo that runs a local gay bar in key west. it racks in the cash, or at least enough for them to live somewhat comfortably... but apparently not enough that apple doesn't have to get a job. her dads say it'll give her character if she has to earn her own money. in suit, she works part time at a local taco bell in the drive thru window and absolutely hates her job. in fact, the only thing that prevents her from getting fired is the fact that she's always at work on time and rarely calls in sick. as far as her personality is concerned, it'd probably be labeled quirky. definitely quirky. apple says things that no one else could even dream about. she's got a certain taste for sarcasm and being sassy in general. she does tend to be fiercely loyal to the friends she has in addition to this. it should be known that she's a closeted japanophile, and while she's become quite good at hiding the manga she buys and her mysterious habits of dropping off the face of the planet when there's an anime convention in town, she's still unnervingly good at ddr and video games as a rule. as far as relationships go, it can be safe to say that apple has more of a "always the friend, never the girlfriend" experience than anything else. she's dreadfully bashful and often times resorts to making fun of the person she likes instead of ballsing up and asking them out. as such, she's only had a handful of relationships. she's also fairly unexperienced in the realm of sex (read: virgin), but tries to overshadow this by having a stiffler-like obsession of always referencing it in her daily conversation.
i'm not coming in with anything special, so i'm relying on all of you foxy people to tempt me with lines. it can be anything, an ex, a best friend, family, people she has classes with, people she gets in to great, epic intellectual battle royales with, people who frequent taco bell and taunt her (consequently making her purposely screw up their order), a crush, anything. or even if you don't have anything, we can both make like clever kids and work something out!
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